Avast, there, matey!

If you haven’t heard by now, today is National Talk Like A Pirate Day. It is that one day a year, minus Halloween, where you get to pretend to be your favorite swashbuckling hero, Jack Sparrow, or at least some other historical buccaneer. So don’t forget to annoy your friends, family and coworkers with a couple good broad-sides to the English Language!

AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!